As the day dwindled down, I looked out the window to the street, pensive as the pedestrians. My mind—and my heart—throbbed in syncopation with their steps. I considered about my next saccharine meal:
Would it lift me up, or would it bring me down? I wondered. With night approaching and my day coming to an end, I simply longed for rest and relief from decisions.
Below the bar rested a plastic pannikin filled with cleared, dirty dishes. It was half full, but another customer may or may not enter for a final order. I collated between one of the most important decisions of the day—to risk a smutty hand and another rinse before dinner, or to procure efficiency. Perhaps I really preferred the boredom.
Then, the pungent ketchup and shrimp tails were overcome by a foreign aroma. It was sweet and alluring. It suggested the presence of a woman, and I felt instant vivification. But this was a misrepresentation of my society.
Penelope, another bartender beside myself, was an abject proletarian—a victim of a black and white conviction, who focused only upon the negative aspects of life instead of the multifarious possibilities that a moral being could allow. Her physical appearance was representative, with her protuberant gut which seemed to cause her eyes to bulge, and a derisive outfit that her world outlook could hardly rectify. Her stubby, yet aquiline snout gasped for air during interminable work shifts, as if some train toted a cumbersome load and prepared for an exuberant protraction of steam.
My instincts urged me to turn to her, but my brain repressed this longing, filling a sexual stead with egotistical logic:
Her boyfriend, Tim, already has his hands full with this bleeping robot.
My thoughts destabilized upon the zippy sound of her pen scribbles. Instead of wasting paper, she repetitively wrote--erasing and overlapping--her notes on one messy palimpsest. I had no doubt that she rarely considered anything green (exclusive of colored icing)--much less the environment. This was laziness, not economy; this was placing ease in closer proximity than considerate thrift.
I dare say that a philogynist would convert to a misogynist. No man would incur such toil.
Then, Tim entered and sat at the bar, and he gently smiled at her in the dim light of a paraffin lamp. I cringed as Penelope's happy squeal clumsily escaped through a larynx compacted by the intrusive yellow fat among her innards. My eyes warily darted to observe the strident creature and to try to stay cleared of its path.
Her mobile expressions were nearly insulting as they bubbled and shifted. She flopped around briskly, like a fish out of water, coming to rest her legs as close as they could come to a single spot.
But I couldn’t figure him out. This bald man was an enema for hemorrhoids. His soft, mid-aged features—much older than hers—created the most beautiful symmetry between two people that I’d ever witnessed. I concluded that anyone can find happiness, even the more wretched characters of the world.
I, on the other hand, was much closer to an ideal. While single, I don’t fret—my soul mate will find me.